Friday, July 10, 2015

A Cappella Riots


RUSTY:  What?  Not again!  This is our favorite day of the week and we don't get to mouth off ... um, I mean, we don't get to post a Mousebreath interview today?

SAM:  Doesn't look like it.  Unless you count a recycled audition poster as an interview.  Does it count?

MICAH:  Of course it doesn't count!  Well, maybe... at least Mousebreath won't be just a gigantic blank page again. Do stop by Mousebreath to read Attention All Kitties for information on how you can participate.


MERCI:  Let's think of something fun instead of being sad we don't have a real interview today.  I know!  We can tell the story about the local Toastmasters.

BUDDY:  That's a good idea.  The club year runs from July through June.  Yesterday the club had their first meeting of their new year. The theme was - you guessed it - Happy New Year!  Jan asked us if we could help her think of a New Year's resolution for herself.

CYNDI: We are all so perfect, we have no need of resolutions to improve ourselves, but we figure Marcus needs a bit of work so we wrote some for Marcus.  I don't think he appreciates our efforts, though. 

Our resolution suggestions for Marcus -

1) I will not incite a riot by running through the house screeching in terror every time Jan is on the other side of a closed door.

2)  I will not steal Jan's underwear and then dance all over the dog pen with it.

3)  I will not drink the juice from a can of beets so Jan thinks I am hemorrhaging.

4)  I will not roll my toys under the desk and then try to roll Jan's chair out of my way.

MARCUS:  Do not believe a word!   I have never done any of those things.  I am totally innocent and - Well, maybe not so innocent with number four.  And possibly a bit, just a bit guilty of number one, but I would hardly call getting the others to join me in a few choruses of an a cappella song "inciting a riot".  By the way, I sing high tenor, Merci is our soprano, Buddy is our beatboxer and Sam is our bass.

PERCY:  Jan said she couldn't really relate to any of those suggestions, but we did help her decide on a resolution.  She resolved to just be herself.  That's okay with us.  But then, who else could she be?


Friday is also time for the Pet Parade blog hop, hosted by by Rascal and Roscoe.  It is co-hosted by Bionic Basil, Barking From the Bayou, Love is being owned by a husky, and us (Jan's Funny Farm).

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22 comments:

  1. I read those resolutions and had to check the date as I thought I'd been asleep for a few months - then realised it's the start of the Toastmasters new year! The resolutions are very funny - made me laugh!

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  2. Hari Om
    Happy Toastmastering to Jan... I am sure some pertinent resolutions arose... meanwhile... beetroot juice? Healthy stuff... but yeah, side effects!
    hugs, wags, and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. I love those resolutions, although I think they require quite a lot of discipline ;-)

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  4. Marcus I fink you are being framed.
    stella rose

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  5. Those are great resolutions ! Purrs

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  6. Marcus.... we did NOT think that ANY of those were needed fur YOU.

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  7. Good luck on the resolutions!

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  8. All you other furries are so pawrfect you don't need resolutions??
    Um...well, nevfur mind.....

    Have a great day and don't furget to be helping out to keep those resolutions!

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  9. We still have our interview questions, but we have a big move this week, so once we're settled in, then we can get that back to you. Meanwhile, Happy 100th Pet Parade!! ~RascalandRocco

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  10. Marcus we don't believe a word...we know you're totally innocent...well maybe one word or two. Happy Friday!

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  11. Ah, I don't believe it! Marcus is perfection! LOL
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  12. Happy 100th Pet Parade! We ♥ Marcus

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  13. We think you're a riot Marcus, but that is a good thing!

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  14. Oh Wow wiff all da Cat Scouts and wunnewful kitties in da blogosphere, no kitty has come furward fur an innewview? Weez so luv learnin' more 'bout our wunnewful furiends, and can't wait fur da next innewview.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  15. I can honestly say I've never had a cat who could sing - yowl 'til your ears bleed maybe, not but not sing. LOL!
    Love & Biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  16. It is great to connect (or reconnect?) with you guys! Our great brothers, Zim and Dave, told me so much about you. Looks like you have a LOT going on! We'll be sure to check back regularly and get to know each other!
    Cammie!

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  17. Oh my goodness! Those resolutions for Marcus -- especially the one about the beets -- gave us quite a laugh.

    We think Jan's resolution is terrific. Of course, we love Jan, so if she is herself, that's fine and dandy with us! :)

    Thanks for co-hosting the Pet Parade. How exciting that it's reached 100.

    Hugs!

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  18. Happy 100th pet parade!
    have a super weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  19. Great resolutions and we love the title of this post! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey Gang!

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  20. Um, we could do one again with different questions... We LOVE questions.

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  21. We tried to send you something via your contact thingy and it just sits at "sending". And your email thingy doesn't work either. So yes, I think it's time QUINN and Angel brandi get interviewed!
    Mommy's ready to type for us.

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