RUSTY: Oh, nooooooo, not again!It's Merci's birthday/gotcha day and we forgot to prepare a post.
SAM: Well, Jan has been distracted lately. And if she's distracted, we all suffer.
RUSTY: Yes, we're lucky she remembers to feed us when she has something on her mind.
MARCUS: Does that mean she has a small mind?
CYNDI: Probably. She only has room for one major thought at a time.
MARCUS: Can we order her a larger mind so she can worry and still remember to feed us?
BUDDY: I don't think it quite works that way. I've only heard of small minds and narrow minds being popular. Anyone know where to order a larger size?
SAM: Ahem, does anyone remember why we are doing this emergency post today?
CYNDI: Oh, right. It's Merci's assigned birthday and her real gotcha day and she is ... um, she is ...
RUSTY: She is a young and lovely 13 or 14 years old.
MERCI: Gee, thanks, guys. I hope Jan remembered a cake. There is a cake, isn't there? Jan never remembers the cake!