Monday, October 06, 2014
I Saw You Trip Her
Percy: I think this is an intriguing title. How about you guys?
Micah: What about us guys? Is here a punch line or something?
Percy: You didn't wait for me to finish. The title I have in mind is "I Saw You Trip Her".
Rusty: I beg your pardon! You did not see me trip Jan! I would have more sense than to trip her in public.
Percy: I ...
Merci: I second that. I didn't trip her either. If I did, I'd be hurt worse than she would, no matter what story she tries to give you.
Cameron: Is Jan okay? She wasn't seriously hurt when you tripped her this time, was she, Marcus?
Marcus: I did not trip Jan! Not lately, anyway. And it's only her word against mine.
Buddy: I don't know about that. I see you constantly trying to trip her. How badly is she hurt now? We have 9-1-1 on speed dial. Should I call the paramedics?
Cyndi: I have been spending most of my time lately on top of the cooler on top of the fridge. It would be very hard for me to trip Jan from up there.
Sam: Being up high is no excuse, Cyndi. Remember, Cameron once gave Jan a black eye with the cooler on the fridge.
Percy: STOP!!!!! I did not say anyone tripped Jan. I asked if you think "I Saw You Trip Her" is an intriguing title.
Micah: Why would you ask about tripping if there wasn't any tripping?
Rusty: There must have been tripping or Percy wouldn't have accused us of it.
Buddy: I know. Percy tripped Jan and he's accusing us to cover his pawprints.
Percy: I did not trip Jan and I did not accuse any of you. I thought we could do a post on unusual keywords and "I saw you trip her" seemed about as strange as one could get, but that is what someone was searching for who visited our blog.
Sam: A keyword? You had us all fearing arrest over a search engine keyword?
Cyndi: I'm going back to the top of the fridge.
Percy: Hey, guys, do you want to give me a hand with this? *turns around from the computer* Well, I sure know how to empty a room!
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