Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training.
One says to the other "I can't understand why we are so slow, we come from good stock, we have the best of food, great trainers, and yet we come last in every race."
There was a dog running along side them who overheard and said "I know what your problem is. I have seen you race and it looks to me as if you race off at the start really fast and use up all your energy and then you have nothing left. What you should do is pace yourselves and when all the other horses are knackered, put in a spurt and you're sure to win. What do you think of that?".
The horses looked at one another and said "WOW, a talking dog!"
Sam: That's your idea of a joke, Cyndi?
Cyndi: You don't like it?
Sam: Naw. Who ever heard of a talking horse?
Hi guys, just coming by to say Mieow to all. Things are going from bad to worse. Not going to bother you with more woes. Have a good week!
ReplyDeleteMOL They should start a blog and join the rest of us anthropomorphs!! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Cyndi!! BOL
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
HaHaMeow! Good one!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny!
ReplyDeletehello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay ha ha ha ha that is a grate joke!!! tawking horses ha ha ha ha!!! the part abowt yoozing up all wuns enerdjy is funny too obviusly their ar no vizslas involvd in that storry!!! ha ha ok bye
ReplyDeleteMOL! That gave us a chuckle this morning.
ReplyDeleteMOL, we liked it too!!!!
ReplyDeleteBWHahahahahahhaha! I needed that!
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday!
MOL! Well, for what it's worth, *we* thought it was a great (and funny) joke, Cyndi!
ReplyDeleteBwaa!! Haa!! Haa!!
ReplyDeleteMe is rolling on the floor!
Kisses
Nellie
That's hysterical!
ReplyDelete