Mo: Look who's coming this way!
Minnie: Oh, no, it's that dog that thinks he speaks goose.
Mo: Has anyone told him all geese are not named Minnie or Mo?
Minnie: I doubt it. He has a hearing problem.
Mo: How do you know that:
Minnie: Listen to this. "HONK, HONK!"
Marcus: Hey, Buddy, did you hear that? Minnie just yelled, "Hey Marcus, good to see you again."
Buddy: Are you sure? I just heard, "Honk, honk."
Marcus: Of course, I'm sure. I speak fluent goose.
Mo: "Honk, honk, hoooonk!"
Buddy: If Minnie is so glad to see you, why are all the geese waddling off in the other direction?
Marcus: Mo said they're sorry they have to go, but they're late for a recital.
Buddy: They're late for a what?
Marcus: A recital. Or did he say they're late for a singalong? The two words are very similar in goose, you know.
Eek. Goose. They do look scary. We wouldn't go anywhere near them!
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ReplyDeleteBOL... oh Marcus, you have honed your linguistic skills to a fine wing, fur sure!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
ROFLOL! Hilarious post! There are great gobs of goose poop here at our other office, where I am for this morning. I was tippy-toeing around them!
ReplyDeleteWe have lots of those kind of geese around here. They're in every shopping mall parking lot, pooping all over the place and blocking traffic. They think they own the world!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I betcha those geese are honking about 'those people' who put asphalt in their latrine.
DeleteYou must speak fluent goose too BOL
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We have a horn section in our neck of the woods too!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they would love for you to sing with them, Marcus!
ReplyDeleteOh, Marcus, how lovely to be such a linquist and have such darling friends to practice with when they stop by. By the way, where on earth do these geese LIVE?
ReplyDeleteYou are a multilingual dog, Marcus, just as we are multilingual kitties ! You're so talented in goose speaking ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteoh deer cod in all de seez on de planit..........itz a nite marez in broad day litez ~~~~~~ ♥♥☺☺☺
ReplyDeleteWow Marcus, we could use your translator expertise here in the Spring when the geese stop by our neck of the woods!!
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Jakey & Arty
I would be stuck at honk! Recital? Sounds good to me if you er.. like honking :-)
ReplyDeleteGlad you got to see your geese again.
ReplyDeleteThose dudes are even protected by law around here...anyone would think there is a shortage of them or something...nope.
ReplyDeleteThere are about a bazillion of them in our town, and they nest/roost in a pond/marsh not too far from where we live...a veritable racket of honking and squawking too...
hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm i wonder wot the geese ar reesiting!!! wotever it is i bet it yoozes the wurd honk a lot!!! ha ha ok bye
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