Mo: Look who's coming this way!
Minnie: Oh, no, it's that dog that thinks he speaks goose.
Mo: Has anyone told him all geese are not named Minnie or Mo?
Minnie: I doubt it. He has a hearing problem.
Mo: How do you know that:
Minnie: Listen to this. "HONK, HONK!"
Marcus: Hey, Buddy, did you hear that? Minnie just yelled, "Hey Marcus, good to see you again."
Buddy: Are you sure? I just heard, "Honk, honk."
Marcus: Of course, I'm sure. I speak fluent goose.
Mo: "Honk, honk, hoooonk!"
Buddy: If Minnie is so glad to see you, why are all the geese waddling off in the other direction?
Marcus: Mo said they're sorry they have to go, but they're late for a recital.
Buddy: They're late for a what?
Marcus: A recital. Or did he say they're late for a singalong? The two words are very similar in goose, you know.
