Cyndi: Hey, today's post is missing. Where did it go?
Merci: It didn't go anywhere. We didn't write one.
Cyndi: We did post an interview on Mousebreath, didn't we?
Merci: No.
Cyndi: Did we do anything for today?
Merci: No. You know Jan has been doing hard labor these last months in the heat and humidity and to say she's been creaky and crabby and running way behind on everything would be an understatement.
Cyndi: Isn't that what we pay her the big bucks for?
Merci: We don't have any big bucks!
Cyndi: Okay, I got a bit carried away, but we don't have opposing thumbs so we can't clean up after ourselves or whip this yard into shape with a skinny weed eater, so maybe we should order some braces for her tottering legs and a scarecrow rack to keep her upright.
Merci: Have you considered how impossible it would be for Jan to feed us or change our litter with her arms sticking straight out in midair? Why don't we just have a quiet weekend and stay out of her way so she doesn't fall on one of us.
Cyndi: Well, it was mean of her to wait until 10 p.m. to tell us if we wanted to write a post, we had better be quick about it.
Merci: And then there was that big bolt of lightning and she turned off the computer before Percy could even sit down at the computer.
Cyndi: To be fair, it was too late for us old furries to start weaving the pieces of an interview together. Percy would have fallen asleep on the keyboard and we know from past experience what havoc that can wreak!
Merci: Today was shot because Jan had something important that had to be done on the computer!
Cyndi: Hopefully, next week will be easier and we will post another Mousebreath interview. *scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll* Jan needs to get her act together so we have more computer time. Everyone is going to forget us because we are rarely posting any more.
Merci: Don't worry, Cyndi, we'll always have Marcus's friends the geese.
Cyndi: I didn't know geese read blogs.
Merci: Well, surely if geese hold recitals and singalongs (Late for a Recital) they have a channel on YouTube.. And while they're online, I'm sure they stop by to read about Marcus, their biggest fan.
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteOh we can't furget you, darlings... we know life has to take front seat at times, but that makes things all the more interesting when you get back to keyboard!!! Give Jan a break. Have a grrreat and puurrrrrfect weekend. Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
That is bad of her not not to help you write a post! Well, mebbe tommorow. Meanwhile, you did good yourselfs.
ReplyDeleteOh no, we don't forget you, don't worry ! We know that humans can be "busy" (it looks like it's one of their favorite word) and cannot help us with our blog. Have a great weekend ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteNope! We have not and will not forget you at all!
ReplyDeleteSometimes even here not furry stuff gets in the way...
We enjoyed reading about how you decided to assist Miss Jan...and why there was no mousebreath. Its OK though, we'll be here next time you are too:)
Hugs!
xox
Purrhaps you could start putting some collagen in Jan's morning coffee... collagen needs heat to dissolve in liquids, but is basically tasteless... I've been sneaking this into my husband's morning coffee for a couple months & his knees no longer creak and crack...
ReplyDeleteActually we've been missing you and we're glad you wrote about not writing!
ReplyDeleteI will miss your interview, but everyone deserves a break.
ReplyDeleteWe are so glad to see your post Merci andy Cyndi! We always read them our time has been very limited so that's why we have commented much.
ReplyDeleteWe totally understand, Merci and Cyndi. Thanks for sharing about not posting. :)
ReplyDeleteI am just now getting around to visit blogs because we had a horrific batch of storms this weekend. No electricity and a tree fell on our house. Hopefully, your weekend is going better. I hope y9ou can get some much deserved rest.
ReplyDeleteLife just has a way of screwing with us all from time to time, huh?
ReplyDeleteIt's good to hear from you anytime...
Noodle and crew
My Goodness! You mean our purrsonal human can neglect our duties!?! That is not written in my contract...wait...I don't have a contract - or so my new Mommy tells me...can I borrow a copy of your guys so that I can keep my new Mommy on her toes? And is there a place where I can complain about other animals in the house? I would like to get rid of the hairy slobbery dog!
ReplyDeleteMarvelous
Don't worry, no one will ever furget ya'll. We've been so behind lately it ain't even funny. Fankfully, all our really good furiends are still there fur us, just like we are fur ya'll. Take ccare of Jan, k? We're snedin' big hugs and purrayers.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Awwwww we could neffur furget our pawesome pals!
ReplyDeleteWe're so behind and trying to catch up right now, but know that mew're unfurgetable!
Big hugs
Basil & Co xox
Ha ha - I was just telling my mum off last week for not letting me get near a keyboard.. I know the feeling! I'll be following along to see all your adventures so I hope you can get back to posting soon :)
ReplyDeleteLots of licks, your new mate Morrie!
Oh, we could never forget all you sweeties. We hope sweet Jan has a much easier week ahead and you all can have your computer time. We hope you are having a nice, easy, restful day today. Hugs and nose kisses all around.
ReplyDeleteJan, this is the last blog we have seen from you. Please let us know that all is well or at least let us know what is going on.
ReplyDeleteLoulou and family.
Tell your momma to not work herself too hard doing the "hard labor" & to drink lots of water so she doesn't get faint! Sometimes humans forget to come inside when it gets too warm, so you might want to set an alarm for her or MEW out to her when it's time to come inside. Hugs! -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty Mews
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