Cyndi: Why do you guys have to be such dirt collectors? You bring that dirt in the house, you know, and we all have to deal with it. *licks paw* We girls don't like to be dirty.
Rusty: Grass won't grow in the dog pen any more, so bringing dirt in the house isn't our fault.
Marcus: Just because Jan claims every time I shake, I add another 2 inches of dirt to the layer in the house doesn't make it so. She probably should wash her reading glasses more often so she can tell the difference between steam from the humidity and dirt from the yard.
Cyndi: I don't wear glasses and I can see the dirt cloud rising when you two shake off in the house.
Rusty: Well, since I'm sharing the blame, I might as well share the fun. Come on, Marcus, let's roll!