Frankie and Ernie Speak

BUDDY:  We  can always count on Frankie Furter and his brother Ernest Von Schnitzel to put a smile on our faces and cheer us up.

MARCUS:  Uh, Buddy, isn't Frankie wearing a mop on his head?  Is he training to be a janitor?

MERCI:  He's a judge, Marcus.  He can't go into court naked!  It's no more unusual than some of the strange hats Sam has worn.   

SAM:  Are you poking fun at my wardrobe again?  I think Frankie looks very Hiz Honor Judgelike, even if Ernie appears to be rolling his eyes at him.

BUDDY:  Perhaps we had better just jump in and start the interview with Frankie and Ernie.

Funny Farmers:    Please introduce yourselves and your human.

Frankie:  HI, Everybuddy.... this is Frankie Furter and my Brother Ernie the Attorney.  We live in the Country...  with our Mom and Dad... they are both BeTired of Working so they now just stay here... doing stuffs WE want done...

Funny Farmers:    How did you come to live together?

Frankie:  Boy is that a LONG story....   I used to have these two Tame Rabbits that somebuddy Dumped off...   we three really liked each other... and we had some GRAND times together....  THEY were my FURENDS butt the did not Live IN the house...  they stayed Under our Sun Porch and our Front Porch... Our mom FED them every day... butt NEVER touched them...   then SADLY they  went to the bridge...  about 6 months apawt...  and I was LONELY and MISERABLE... and mom and dad thought I needed a NEW furend... so they made arrangements to get me a PUPPY...      I did NOT want a Puppy... I wanted my FURENDS BACK...      Since mom and dad could not make that happen...    I guess I had to be satisfied with ERNIE...  and it is actually NOT as Bad as I thought it would be...  
 
Funny Farmers:  You two have met a number of Blogville residents and/or their humans in the fur/flesh.  You must travel a lot, or do they come to you to have their photos taken with the infamous ... um, we mean the famous Frankie and Ernie?

Frankie:  We have always traveled to a Central Location to meet up with our furends...    Once at a CASTLE and Once along the Interstate...  and once at a State Park...          We like to travel...    it is fun... and it is even BETTER when we do the MEET in the Furs with Furends thingy.

Funny Farmers:  We know you like to have fun.  What kind of mischief do you like to get into?

Frankie:  Sometimes I steal mom's Socks...   and Ernie and I BOTH love to dig holes...  OFTEN in places that DAD wishes we wouldn't...       Ernie pulled up 10 of Dad's Onions last summer... BEFORE they were ready..   AND he ate EVERY SINGLE one of Mom's Red Raspberries Right from Vines... That was Two Summers ago..

Funny Farmers:  You two are the Judicial Branch of the 2015 Blogville Administration under Hiz Honorz Murphy and Stanley.  Would you tell us a little about the roles you each play?  Hmm, perhaps we shouldn't imply you play on the job.  Would you tell us a little about the work you do to help the Blogville residents?

Ernie:  I've got THIS one Frankie...      fur YEARS all I heard was Frankie Bragging about Being the FURST EVER Mayor of Blogville...and getting to be BEST OF SHOW... JUDGE    fur Mango Minster...   So I decided I needed to do something of my OWN...  and I went to Paw School and became  ERNIE THE ATTORNEY....  and   Frankie  Dusted off his Judgey Wig...  and Headed fur the Court of Common Fleas...
     My ROXY....  the Para Legal... helps ME with stuffs in the Paw Furm...  and at trials and stuffs...       We have done Cases fur MANY of our furends....  Sometimes INTERNATIONAL Law... and that requires ME to wear a WIG TOO...   and Roxy wears her Tiara...     and GUESS WHAT....    our PawFurm average is now....   Wins= 10   and Loses= ZERO...    We have won EVERY SINGLE CASE...  fur our clients.... 

     PEE S....  we work PRO BONE O.

Funny Farmers:  Frankie, we know your heart was broken when both of your wives disappeared from Blogville.  Are you available now or are you still hopeful they'll return?

Frankie:  I will ALWAYS be HOPEFUL of their RETURN...   butt I must admit that I am very LONELY...  I enjoy the company of good lookin and INTERESTING WIMMEN....     there is a Dance coming up in June and I am going to ask YENTE RUBY to help me find a DATE... with some Lady who is looking fur an Older GENTLEDAWG to ESCOURT her...

Funny Farmers:  Ernie, we don't have to ask if you have a steady girl.  You're smitten.  So we'll ask if it was hard to integrate into a family with a brother who at that time didn't want to share the spotlight with a baby brother.

Ernie:  It SURELY was....      he has always been BOSSY  butt I have sort of grown accustomed to his GROUCHY WAYS....      and now that he has moved outta the PawFum offices... to the Court House...   we can have some time AWAY from Each Other...  Not to mention some QUIET time for Roxy and Me...          

Funny Farmers:  You have been blogging since 2008.  It appears your mom opened the blog.  What inspired her to blog and at what point did you take it over?

Frankie:  Mom and I  Both belonged to 3 Writer's Groups....   we used to go to LOTS of Meetings together...    and we BOTH had HOMEWORK from the groups...  One time it was to Start a BLOG  or   to write a Sad Story...  I did the SAD one and mom did the Blog thingy...   butt she was TERRIBLE at it... so I had to take it over...  She wanted to write stuffs that NOBUDDY was interested in.   She had ZERO comments......
       I (Frankie Furter) wrote stuffs that I was interested in, and it seems that I was "WRITE" and SHE was Wrong...   BaaaaaWaaaah..   Butt, isn't that the way it ALWAYS is with Peeps?????

Funny Farmers:  You are experienced bloggers.  Do you have any advice for furry newbies?

Frankie:     Try your BESTEST to always leave NICE comments...    and LOTS of them...
       Get out there and Meet new Furends... and  stay loyal to the ones you have.

    TRY to make your posts FUN and interesting...      It is not Easy some times.... Like in December... when all those   {{{shiver}}} stupid SNOW FREAKS start their annual TAKE OVER...

     BUTT TRY to make your posts FUN...    fur YOU and fur your Followers..      LAUGHTER is the BESTEST MEDICINE...    and some of your Followers may just NEED it  to help them through their day..
 
Ernie:  BUTT, don't be afraid to tell somethingy Sad or Scary...    YOUR furends will want to give  some AIDE and COMFORT....  THAT is what our Blogville Family is all about.

Frankie:  Help others when they need it...    THAT is very impawtant...

    OH YES....  TRY your BESTEST to post as OFTEN as pawsible...   even if you think it isn't worthy...  your readers just MIGHT...