Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Frankie and Ernie Speak

BUDDY:  We  can always count on Frankie Furter and his brother Ernest Von Schnitzel to put a smile on our faces and cheer us up.

MARCUS:  Uh, Buddy, isn't Frankie wearing a mop on his head?  Is he training to be a janitor?

MERCI:  He's a judge, Marcus.  He can't go into court naked!  It's no more unusual than some of the strange hats Sam has worn.   

SAM:  Are you poking fun at my wardrobe again?  I think Frankie looks very Hiz Honor Judgelike, even if Ernie appears to be rolling his eyes at him.

BUDDY:  Perhaps we had better just jump in and start the interview with Frankie and Ernie.

Funny Farmers:    Please introduce yourselves and your human.

Frankie:  HI, Everybuddy.... this is Frankie Furter and my Brother Ernie the Attorney.  We live in the Country...  with our Mom and Dad... they are both BeTired of Working so they now just stay here... doing stuffs WE want done...

Funny Farmers:    How did you come to live together?

Frankie:  Boy is that a LONG story....   I used to have these two Tame Rabbits that somebuddy Dumped off...   we three really liked each other... and we had some GRAND times together....  THEY were my FURENDS butt the did not Live IN the house...  they stayed Under our Sun Porch and our Front Porch... Our mom FED them every day... butt NEVER touched them...   then SADLY they  went to the bridge...  about 6 months apawt...  and I was LONELY and MISERABLE... and mom and dad thought I needed a NEW furend... so they made arrangements to get me a PUPPY...      I did NOT want a Puppy... I wanted my FURENDS BACK...      Since mom and dad could not make that happen...    I guess I had to be satisfied with ERNIE...  and it is actually NOT as Bad as I thought it would be...  
Funny Farmers:  You two have met a number of Blogville residents and/or their humans in the fur/flesh.  You must travel a lot, or do they come to you to have their photos taken with the infamous ... um, we mean the famous Frankie and Ernie?

Frankie:  We have always traveled to a Central Location to meet up with our furends...    Once at a CASTLE and Once along the Interstate...  and once at a State Park...          We like to travel...    it is fun... and it is even BETTER when we do the MEET in the Furs with Furends thingy.

Funny Farmers:  We know you like to have fun.  What kind of mischief do you like to get into?

Frankie:  Sometimes I steal mom's Socks...   and Ernie and I BOTH love to dig holes...  OFTEN in places that DAD wishes we wouldn't...       Ernie pulled up 10 of Dad's Onions last summer... BEFORE they were ready..   AND he ate EVERY SINGLE one of Mom's Red Raspberries Right from Vines... That was Two Summers ago..

Funny Farmers:  You two are the Judicial Branch of the 2015 Blogville Administration under Hiz Honorz Murphy and Stanley.  Would you tell us a little about the roles you each play?  Hmm, perhaps we shouldn't imply you play on the job.  Would you tell us a little about the work you do to help the Blogville residents?

Ernie:  I've got THIS one Frankie...      fur YEARS all I heard was Frankie Bragging about Being the FURST EVER Mayor of Blogville...and getting to be BEST OF SHOW... JUDGE    fur Mango Minster...   So I decided I needed to do something of my OWN...  and I went to Paw School and became  ERNIE THE ATTORNEY....  and   Frankie  Dusted off his Judgey Wig...  and Headed fur the Court of Common Fleas...
     My ROXY....  the Para Legal... helps ME with stuffs in the Paw Furm...  and at trials and stuffs...       We have done Cases fur MANY of our furends....  Sometimes INTERNATIONAL Law... and that requires ME to wear a WIG TOO...   and Roxy wears her Tiara...     and GUESS WHAT....    our PawFurm average is now....   Wins= 10   and Loses= ZERO...    We have won EVERY SINGLE CASE...  fur our clients.... 

     PEE S....  we work PRO BONE O.

Funny Farmers:  Frankie, we know your heart was broken when both of your wives disappeared from Blogville.  Are you available now or are you still hopeful they'll return?

Frankie:  I will ALWAYS be HOPEFUL of their RETURN...   butt I must admit that I am very LONELY...  I enjoy the company of good lookin and INTERESTING WIMMEN....     there is a Dance coming up in June and I am going to ask YENTE RUBY to help me find a DATE... with some Lady who is looking fur an Older GENTLEDAWG to ESCOURT her...

Funny Farmers:  Ernie, we don't have to ask if you have a steady girl.  You're smitten.  So we'll ask if it was hard to integrate into a family with a brother who at that time didn't want to share the spotlight with a baby brother.

Ernie:  It SURELY was....      he has always been BOSSY  butt I have sort of grown accustomed to his GROUCHY WAYS....      and now that he has moved outta the PawFum offices... to the Court House...   we can have some time AWAY from Each Other...  Not to mention some QUIET time for Roxy and Me...          

Funny Farmers:  You have been blogging since 2008.  It appears your mom opened the blog.  What inspired her to blog and at what point did you take it over?

Frankie:  Mom and I  Both belonged to 3 Writer's Groups....   we used to go to LOTS of Meetings together...    and we BOTH had HOMEWORK from the groups...  One time it was to Start a BLOG  or   to write a Sad Story...  I did the SAD one and mom did the Blog thingy...   butt she was TERRIBLE at it... so I had to take it over...  She wanted to write stuffs that NOBUDDY was interested in.   She had ZERO comments......
       I (Frankie Furter) wrote stuffs that I was interested in, and it seems that I was "WRITE" and SHE was Wrong...   BaaaaaWaaaah..   Butt, isn't that the way it ALWAYS is with Peeps?????

Funny Farmers:  You are experienced bloggers.  Do you have any advice for furry newbies?

Frankie:     Try your BESTEST to always leave NICE comments...    and LOTS of them...
       Get out there and Meet new Furends... and  stay loyal to the ones you have.

    TRY to make your posts FUN and interesting...      It is not Easy some times.... Like in December... when all those   {{{shiver}}} stupid SNOW FREAKS start their annual TAKE OVER...

     BUTT TRY to make your posts FUN...    fur YOU and fur your Followers..      LAUGHTER is the BESTEST MEDICINE...    and some of your Followers may just NEED it  to help them through their day..
Ernie:  BUTT, don't be afraid to tell somethingy Sad or Scary...    YOUR furends will want to give  some AIDE and COMFORT....  THAT is what our Blogville Family is all about.

Frankie:  Help others when they need it...    THAT is very impawtant...

    OH YES....  TRY your BESTEST to post as OFTEN as pawsible...   even if you think it isn't worthy...  your readers just MIGHT... 


  1. Love the photo! Of course it's a judges wig! lol. Fun to get to know these pups. ~Rascal and Rocco

  2. Some real good advice there, Ernie and Frankie. Thank you. It must be great having time for "doing stuffs YOU want done":

  3. NOSE !
    Yous both had wives ?
    Had ?
    Hope for me yet.
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

  4. OMC This is sooooo funny. And we luvved da interview of Dash Kitten too. Hope yous had a pawsum Mudders day.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

  5. I finks Frankie and Ernie are pawfect at the legally bits, they sorted my Mum out when she Stool-P-Gin'd me!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. Hari OM
    APPAWS>>APPAWS>>>> oh this was an EXCELLENT interview. F&E are so erudite..... Thank you for bringing this to the Blogville public!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. pawsome interview...I sometimes can't believe that you still were in Blogville before I was born... that's amazing :o)
    easy rider

  8. Great Interview and some interesting fun information too!
    My mom need to take your advice and blog more.

    xo Cinnamon

  9. When Frankie and Ernue speak, we listen
    Lily & Edward

  10. Nice interview. I'm sure you'll have no trouble getting a date Frankie.


  11. Super Interview.....Judge Furter and Ernie the Attorney are top dogs in my book. ;)

  12. What a great interview! When we first visited you today and you said you moved we were a bit worried, but now it all makes sense.

  13. Wow, what a super-duper interview! You guys are really good at this. Thanks for sharing FnE words of wisdom and details with us. They are great bloggers fur sure.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  14. Great post! Lovely interview!


  16. Some grreat advice from two of Blogville's brightest lights!

  17. What an excellent interview and GREAT advice at the end about visiting and making new friends! I would add, even if you cannot visit every day, devote parts of some days, or one day, to visiting and commenting. It is the BEST part of Blogville (well, one of the best parts anyway).

  18. Very pawesome interview guys!!! Two of the brightest (and loving) lights in Blogville!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  19. We love Frankie and Ernie! Ernie is the drummer in our band, Bad Dawg Agency! And of course if you have any legal troubles this is the court to go to!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  20. Pawtastic interview! Four paws up!

  21. Frankie & Ernie are one of our oldest blogger furiends. They always bring a smile to our face. Great interview!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  22. Great interview! As usual, fun and smiles!

  23. Super interview. We (that is my human, Gail, and I) can always rely on Frankie and Ernie to brighten our day.
    Toodle pip!

  24. What a super duper interview...just great, we even learned some new fings about you boys....great job.
    stella rose

  25. Fabulous interview! We absolutely love Frankie and Ernie!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  26. What a fantastic interview!!!!

  27. What a great interview. We always love getting to know our blogging friends a bit better. Frankie was one of the first blogs our mom started following.

  28. Pawsome interview! I love the photo. That is a great outfit for a judge. These two are a lot of fun. I hope that the onions and raspberries will be safe this year!
    -Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

  29. OMD! We absolutely adore Frankie andErnie! They make us laugh every day and they can both really wear a moptop! WooHoo!

  30. They really are a couple of hoots!

  31. this bee a grate interviews & veree nice ta meet ewe both frankie & ernie !!...oopz...we meen yur honorz....yur most honorables.....



  32. That was a great interview. We've known Frankie and Ernie for yonks, but we learned some new stuff!

  33. Barharhar,,,we count Frankie "His Mopheadedness" and Attorney Ernie on of our bestest pals...they did a lot to help us get started blogging!

    The Mad Scots

  34. Crikey .... you're REALLY good at this interview stuff, aye?? That was great. Frankie and Ernie are two mighty good bokes!

  35. Great interview- nice to meet you.

  36. Excellent interview! We do love Frankie and Ernie :)

    Wyatt and Family

  37. Excellent interview! We do love Frankie and Ernie :)

    Wyatt and Family

  38. Awesome interview! We don't know Frankie and Ernie, but we will go and introduce ourselves, because they sound like they'd be great pals to have. :)

  39. Pawsum interview-- and great advice, too!

  40. OMD, what a fangtastic interview!
    Wally & Sammy

  41. Such great blogging advice. It's so lucky you guys were able to help your Mom make "her" blog a success. You rock!

    Love and licks,

  42. Most definitely a fantastic interview!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  43. Super interview!

    Thank you for your kind words about Cubby. We really miss him a lot.

    The Florida Furkids

  44. Great interview!
    Have a super Wednesday...

    Noodle and crew

  45. What an interesting interview. I think your advice on making new pals and leaving nice comments is very impawtant and can never be said too much. Great job and I love you both.

    Loveys Sasha

  46. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay that wuz another grayt intervyoo!!! i am not shoor if i ever noo abowt the rabbits wot livd under frankie and ernies portch that is kind of skarry i wunder if i hav rabbits living under my portch!!! aaaiiiiiieeee!!!! ok bye


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