Thursday, May 29, 2014

Marcus the Temp is Hired

Merci, Sam, Buddy

Buddy:  We have been thinking about what we are thankful for this week and we agreed ....

Marcus:  *tap, tap*

Buddy:  Not now, Marcus, I'm talking.  We agreed we should mention how thankful we are for ...

Marcus:  *tap, tap*

Buddy:  Let me finish, Marcus.  We are ...

Marcus:  *tap, tap*  Buddy, it's important.

Buddy:  *sigh*  Okay, Marcus, what is so important?

Marcus:  The picture.

Sam:  What about it?

Marcus:  I'm not in it.  Why aren't I in it?  I do live here, don't I/

Merci:  Yes, for the moment, you do.

Marcus:  Then I should be in the picture.

Sam:  You're right, you should be, but we couldn't find a photo of all four of us together.  There's you and Merci, you and me, you and Merci and me, or you and me and Buddy.  We have a lot of photos of your ears photobombing the rest of us, but no picture of you and me and Merci and Buddy.

Marcus:  I don't have a vote?

Buddy:  We're sorry, Marcus.  We just assumed you wouldn't mind if we posted a photo without you in it today since you've had so many solo posts.

Marcus:  But if you don't include me, readers will forget what I look like before I'm even gone.

Merci:  I doubt that, Marcus, but since we don't have time to pose for a group shot, how about if we post a photo of you by yourself?

Marcus:  Okay, that will work.  Which photo do you want to post?

Buddy:  Preferably one where you aren't talking.

Marcus

Sam:  Are you happy now?

Marcus:  Yes.  *tap, tap*

Merci:  Now what:

Marcus:  I just want to say thank you for including me.   

Buddy:  You're welcome.  Now, as I was saying, this week all of us cats and dogs are thankful for our readers.  We appreciate that you keep returning to read our blog and occasionally to leave a comment.  We wish you all a great Thankful Thursday.

Marcus:  *tap, tap*

Buddy:  I thought your problem was resolved.

Marcus:  Well you added my picture to the blog header and labeled me a "temp."  I know temps don't make as much as regular employees, but when do I get paid and how much do I make?

Buddy:  *loud groan*

Sam:  I got this, Buddy.  Marcus, as of this moment, you're no longer a temp, you're a regular employee and you'll get paid the same amount as the rest of us..

Marcus:  Oh, that's great.  You guys are finally going to take me seriously.  How much do you make?

Merci:  Nothing, Marcus.  Not a penny.

Note: For the record, Marcus has been officially "hired" for no pay.  He has not been adopted, although we would dearly love to adopt him.  We don't want you to be confused.



We are joining Pepi Smart Dog for Thankful Thursday.


And co-hosts Ruckus the Eskie and Love is being owned by a husky for Thoughtless Thursday.

21 comments:

  1. Congratulations, Marcus! You are such a character I don't see how they could deny you.

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  2. Hooray! Congratulations, Marcus! It seems you've wowed Jan and all the Funny Farmers with your stellar performance and work ethic. :)

    And to you all ... WE are thankful for YOU. Thank you for sharing your lives with us; it's a pleasure to visit your blog!

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  3. CONGRATULATIONS MARCUS... You finally made the BIG TIME. We are so happy fur you. Now don't spend it all in ONE place... BaaaaWaaaah.

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  4. Way to go Marcus, you are officially official now!

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  5. We faught once you were no longer a temp that meant you were adopted and real.....mom is angus still a temp? bahahhahaha
    stella rose

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  6. I am so proud for you Marcus! It is great to get a promotion and a proper wage. Don't worry, I'm on the same pay level...nada!

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  7. marcus......we iz knot reely confuzed but we iz wunderin if ewe will get unemploymint when ya get ta yur forevers home sinz ya technically....N look at de werd we just used....technically lost yur job at FFF ♥

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  8. We wish you a happy thankful Thursday too!
    Marcus is looking very cute in the header... there would be a big hole if he wasn't there...

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  9. :::tap tap tap::::
    YOU did it Marcus! And that is something to be thankful for. My oh my how you've grown!

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  10. No pay huh? Sheesh! What kind of deal is that huh Marcus??? BOL!!!
    You are such a gorgeous pup, and I have really enjoyed watching you grow!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  11. Good going sweet Marcus we are happy they posted your picture and really happy you are hired. Congratulations! Enjoy your full-time job! Hugs and nose kisses

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  12. Congrats Marcus with your permanent hiring with the phenomenal Funny Farmers Agency! We bet you will be paid in tons of love and good care! (Jan you are such a wonderful human being for "hiring" Marcus.) Funny Farmers you rock, you always get a smile out of us!

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  13. Congratulations on the promotion, Marcus! We think you are a shoo-in for employee of the month too!

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  14. Congrats, Marcus! That is quite a promotion you've got!

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  15. Good work Marcus! We hopes you will be permanent someday.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  16. Is a temp the same as foster? And if he stays permanently is he still a foster failure? Just wonderin. Love Dolly

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  17. Concatulations Marcus, you got your promotion ! Purrs

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  18. What a promotion! There is no better feeling in the world than being a full time dog :)

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