Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Headless Chicken Day

UPDATE:  We apologize to our brother Percy for forgetting today is his 10th birthday. We are so sorry Jan has a short memory and can't read a calendar to get a graphic made in time.  We need a new graphics assistant. 

A very happy birthday, brother Percy.  We are so glad you are a part of our family.


How sweet.  Percy received a card from our pals at Love is being owned by a husky.  Thank you, Mika, Lexus and Koda.


Cyndi:  Marcus, why are you dancing from one foot to the other?  You got ants in your .... um, you aren't wearing any pants.  Why are you dancing?

Marcus;  "Cause I have to pee. I really have to pee.

Micah:  So wake up Jan and ask her to let you outside.

Sam:  No, we can't do that.  Not after yesterday.

Cameron:  I must have missed something.  What happened yesterday? 


4" chunk of garden hose cut /missing.


Percy:  How could you forget yesterday?  Jan was running from one thing to anoher like a chicken with no head trying to get things done.

Rusty:  How would you know anything about a chicken with no head.  Have you ever actually seen a headless chicken?

Percy:  Well, no, but that's the expression and Jan sure acted like she'd forgotten to put on her head yesterday.

Merci:  She went outside to rinse out some vacuum parts and wanted to use the hose.  Someone disconnected and wadded it up it a few weeks ago and she hadn't had the time to take care of it..  She wanted to give all the dogs a bath today before she took a shower.  But now she can't.

Sam:  Oh, what a relief!  I don't need a bath.  I'm with Marcus.  I look good in dirt too.  But ... wait, why can't she give us a bath today?

Buddy:  Because someone helping Jan ran over the hose with a lawn mower, cut out a 4" chunk of hose, and then hid it by knotting the hose together.  Jan was upset because there's no way he didn't know this happened but he never mentioned it.

Rusty:  But what does that have to do with Marcus not wanting to wake Jan so he can go outside to pee?  Marcus didn't cut the hose.

Cyndi:  But that wasn't the only thing that happened.  Jan has fixed the leg on the kitchen table a number of times.  When she wanted to put new legs on it several months ago, Mr. Doug said, no, need, we'll just rig this and it will hold.

Micah:  Yesterday Jan bumped the table and the table did the hula so heartily it scared her.  That is one HEAVY sucker!  She didn't want to deal with it again, but she had no choice. It was a danger to all of us.

Merci:  So she removed the middle leaf and struggled to turn it on it's side. The leg popped right off, the screw and "fix" Mr. Doug had used were gone, and the brace was bent.  

Marcus: There was virtually no way to walk around the kitchen, the table things were piled on the washer where Jan fixes our meals and there was nowhere else to set our bowls down.  That was totally unacceptable!  We have to eat.

Kitchen table leg propped on stool and books, glued and duct taped on - temporarily.


Cameron:  Oh, so that's why the kitchen was such a mess when I got up from my nap.  I assumed she was bored and needed something to do.

Buddy:  No,  bored is not a word I would use for yesterday.  She didn't know what else to do so she used some liquid nail and some duct tape, propped the sagging leg on a stool and some books for a few hours, and hoped for the best. 

Percy:  The scream you heard was her trying to lift that table back on its feet.  Even without the middle leaf, it was too heavy and she hurt her back.

Cameron:  Okay, I get it now.  We don't want to disturb Jan if we value our lives today.

Buddy:  Correct. Tiptoe, lap water quietly - no slurping, cross your legs if you have to go and -

Marcus:  I'm sorry, guys, you better hide.  I can't hold it any longer.  JAAAAAAAAN, HURRRRRRRY, I GOTTTTA GOOOOOOO!!!!!

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

A Pile of Kittens

Merci:  Hey, Cameron, we don't have a post planned for today.  Any idea of what to do?

Cameron:  Hmm, we could tell a joke.  Do you know a joke, Marcus?


Cameron & Merci

Sam:  Marcus doesn't have to know a joke.  He always makes us laugh, don't you, Squirt?

Marcus:  I sure do.  I just wish I knew what's so funny about me. I'd package it and take it on the road.  I could be rich. 

Cyndi:  Okay, if you guys want to tease Marcus, I'll tell a joke.  What do you call a pile of kittens?

Micah:  Laundry.

Rusty:  What kind of fool answer is "laundry"?  Seriously, what do you call a pile of kittens?

Micah:  Oh, what do you call a pile of kittens?  I thought Cyndi asked where you find a pile of kittens.  That's easy.  In the clean laundry pile.

Buddy:  But Cyndi didn't ask where do you find a pile of kittens?  She asked what do you call a pile of kittens?

Percy:  I don't know.  I guess I'd just call them a pile of kittens.\

Cyndi:  *sigh!*  You guys sure know how to ruin a good joke.  You call a pile of kittens a meowntain. 






Monday, July 07, 2014

Weird Positions and Places

Percy: Yesterday we posted a video poking fun at dogs waking up their humans.

Micah:  Unlike us cats, dogs lack finesse when they want attention.

Cyndi:  Yes, we give a light tap on the shoulder

Rusty:  Or a clean bite to the ankle.

Cameron:  Would you guys like us to teach you how to be graceful?

Merci:  No, thank you.  I think we have it covered.

Sam:  Yes, we can be graceful when we want to be.

Marcus:  We just choose not to be.

Buddy:  You cats aren't perfect either.  Here's a video of cats sleeping in ... weird positions and places.


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Sunday, July 06, 2014

Canine Alarms

Cyndi:  Happy Sunday to all.

Micah:  We have a fun video for you today.

San:  But first we have to appease Marcus.

Cameron:  What do you mean by appease Marcus?  Have we done something wrong?

Merci:  No, we haven't done anything wrong.  That's just an expression.

Rusty:  It means we have to take care of Marcus-related business first.


Marcus:  Yes, please, let's take care of me first.  Yesterday we posted the original of this photo, along with a sepia and an arty version.  Personally, I like the sepia version the best.  And you all know why.  *whisper*  'Cause I love the color of dirt! 

Buddy:  Today we post this version for the Black and White Sunday blog hop, co-hosted by Golden Sugar and Dachshund Nola.

Percy:  And we have this fun video, guaranteed to make you smile.  There is nothing like a human starting the day with some kisses and cuddles from a furry friend. 

Cyndi:  Yep, kisses and cuddles, a broken nose or two, a cauliflower ear, and ...

Buddy:  Hey, you're exaggerating, Cyndi!  It's not like that at all.

Cameron:  It's not?  Did you actually watch it or are you just making an assumption?

Sam:  Uh, well, we woofies didn't bother watching it yet. 

Merci:  Yeah, dogs waking up their humans.  It has to be a shoulder-tapping, kiss on the nose type of video.

Percy:  Go ahead, delude yourselves, if you want.  The rest of us will watch the reality video.

Marcus:  Reality video?  You mean someone filmed me waking up Jan?

Micah:  You don't video Jan if you value your life!

Rusty:  But if someone had, this might be what they'd see ...



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