Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Hardly A Toothmark

Percy:Is there food on the wall?

Marcus:  No, I was just trying to look modest after Jan gifted me with my very own tire.

Percy:  Only because our friend Mr. Marty suggested in February Jan get you a tire to chew on since you chew up all your toys.

Marcus:  I have no idea why he would suggest such a thing.  I'm very gentle with my toys.

Percy:  Uh-huh.  That's why Jan was so pleased when she found a tire just your size.  Because you're so gentle.

Marcus:  Stop teasing and give me my new tire, Jan!

Percy:  I wonder how long it will last?

Marcus:  Well, this is the tire in November.  See, hardly a toothmark on it.

Percy:  Not a toothmark?  Do you suppose that could be because half of it is missing?

Marcus:  I don't know why that would be.  Do you think Jan was chewing on it when I wasn't looking?

Percy:  Of course!  **rolls eyes**  Why didn't I think of that?

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  1. Hari Om
    Struth, Marcus, that was generous of Jan to buy you your very own tyre... even if she did have desires upon it herself! hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

  2. Marcus, that tyre still looks brand new to us! I bet you could put it on a car and drive for MILES if you really wanted!

  3. That was a very nice tyre, Marcus, and now it looks like a very well loved tyre.

  4. You won't tire of that anytime soon Marcus!

  5. I think you're doing just fine Marcus. That's what this chew toy is for. Something for you to chew on instead of something of moms. You're doing a great job.

    Have a woof woof Happy Tuesday. My best to your mom. ♥

  6. Marcus, I hope that you aren't wrecking your teefs with all of this chewing! I eat popcorn...and I break a toof. I crunch on hard candy...and I break a toof!

  7. Was that a steel-belted radial tire? Looks like you're making good progress on chewing it up!

  8. That was so nice of Jan to give you a tyre, Marcus ! And it looks well loved ! Purrs

  9. Well, all we can say is that once upon a time a long time ago, there was a tire toy here, but its life was very short-lived. Enough said.

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  10. That tire looks like it has been driving on Louisiana roads. Bahahaha!

  11. That is so cute. I hope Jan didn't damage her teeth on it :)

  12. Wow, super delux model tire...good thing pawppy's new tires didn't loo like yours...or right now even petcretary's old ones look less chewed than that one...even unfurbro-the-younger's tire didn't look like that when he had a blowout last October! BOL! Better your tire than the furniture huh?!
    You are a good boy, Marcus!

  13. Oh, Marcus, I could forgive you ANYTHING. Even MAMA is in love with you but I told her that I was here FIRST! Chew away, dear Marcus. At least you're not chewing on JAN!

  14. OMC We sure hope you didn't eat it. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  15. Oh my Marcus, you certainly do like to chew don't you? We sure hope you don't ever chew on Jan that way!


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