Percy:Is there food on the wall?
Marcus: No, I was just trying to look modest after Jan gifted me with my very own tire.
Percy: Only because our friend Mr. Marty suggested in February Jan get you a tire to chew on since you chew up all your toys.
Marcus: I have no idea why he would suggest such a thing. I'm very gentle with my toys.
Percy: Uh-huh. That's why Jan was so pleased when she found a tire just your size. Because you're so gentle.
Marcus: Stop teasing and give me my new tire, Jan!
Percy: I wonder how long it will last?
Marcus: Well, this is the tire in November. See, hardly a toothmark on it.
Percy: Not a toothmark? Do you suppose that could be because half of it is missing?
Marcus: I don't know why that would be. Do you think Jan was chewing on it when I wasn't looking?
Percy: Of course! **rolls eyes** Why didn't I think of that?
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