Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Flying Feline Ego

Merci:  Oh, no, I see the Funny Farmer Felines are returning.  Guess they'll be running around here again with swelled heads.

Marcus:  Yeah, there was a lot of flying feline ego around when they were posting Mousebreath interviews.


Rusty:  Come on, guys, you know that isn't true.  You're just jealous because Mousebreath is only for cats; no dogs allowed.

Micah:  It wasn't our idea.  We would let you join us if we could.

Taylor:  Yes, we like you guys.  Most of the time.  Marcus is a little rowdy at times, but as a general rule, he's okay.

Cyndi:  The interviews will resume Friday, but we need some volunteers who would like to tell their stories.  There is no way we can find all the Cat Scouts, social media cats, blogging cats, etc. on our own.

Percy:  We apologize for the long break between interviews but Jan just kept ruining our plans and we had to keep our nursing skills honed for her.  You wanted the Mousebreath interviews to return, so step up and help us locate new interviewees. 

Merci:  Well, so this post isn't a total loss for we canines, Marcus has a joke for you.

Marcus:  A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.

Merci:  You consider that a joke?  Next time you better run it by me first.

Marcus:  You didn't catch it when it  just walked by; what makes you think you could catch it if it runs by you?

21 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    BOL.. oh Marcus, I've missed ya mate!!! Well done cats - hope you get some interesting felines to intermew. Hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Well, we could volunteer...but Pipo did an intermew a long time ago...and Minko helped him...now if you allouwed pups, we could volunteer! Hey we are terriers, we catch meeces...that should count? Sigh...

    Anypaws we enjoyed your stable of bellyfull equines, Marcus!

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  3. You guys are in top form we see!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  4. Gosh I was interviewed not long after I came to live with mom. I loved it...so did Mom; and we have our badge displayed to mark the occasion.

    I'll send an email if Mom will help.

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  5. Good to know that Jan has recovered enough so you don't need to spend all your time tending her!

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  6. guyz....lookin forwerd ta reedin mousebreath again !!! YAY !!! ☺☺♥♥

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  7. Y'ALL ARE BACK!! YAAYYYY!! And how did y'all like your bitty ham pieces I told Jan to give y'all so we could get some smacky feedbacks?

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  8. Oh! Oh! Oh! I read in Nellie's OLD blog, (which is on Mommy's Old Computer) her interview with you guys! You actually came it visit HER! That's how I knew she was THE QUEEN!
    I would LOVE to come and be interviewed by you guys...if that's OK seems as you did do my predecessor....
    Purrs
    Marv

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    1. Oops...Nellie was talking to people and she did not sigh out! It is ME, Marvelous who wants to be interviewed!!
      Purrs
      Marv

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  9. Mama just read your joke, Marcus, and is falling off her chair!!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE. And hurray for Mousebreath. Maybe dogs could have guest posts. I know Mya would do one. How about Yin or Yang or Ernie or Wally or Erin or Weggie Boy or..well, I'll put my thinking cap on, whatever that is.

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  10. Hope Jean is feeling better now! Thank you for doing such a good job!

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  11. I look forward to some new interviews.

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  12. I'll have to pass on that joke to Dad. He likes those kinds of funnies. Good luck with your interviews!

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  13. We laffed out loud at the joke. Welcome back efurrybody!

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  14. We loved that joke MOL! It's so nice to see y'all back where you belong, here with all of us!

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  15. "His condition is now stable." We bet his voice is a bit "hoarse" though. When they asked him if he wanted an operation, did he say "neigh, I marely have a little colt"?

    We crack us up...

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  16. We don't know how you find all the unique and interesting interviewees!

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  17. We're glad Jan is feeling better ! We're looking forward to reading your next interviews ! Purrs

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  18. Bwahaha! Good one, Marcus! We are so glad Jan's feeling better, and are looking forward to reading more FFF interviews!

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  19. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay maybe yoo cud intervyoo the hipster kitties!!! i sware i wil not put a kitty mask on and try to krash the intervyoo onnest!!! altho i shud menshun that we hav a third verry lardj cat with short red fur wot has never apeerd on the blog befor so if that cat shows up for the intervyoo just reemember it is a cat and not me dennis the vizsla dog!!! ok bye

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