Merci: Oh, no, I see the Funny Farmer Felines are returning. Guess they'll be running around here again with swelled heads.
Marcus: Yeah, there was a lot of flying feline ego around when they were posting Mousebreath interviews.
Rusty: Come on, guys, you know that isn't true. You're just jealous because Mousebreath is only for cats; no dogs allowed.
Micah: It wasn't our idea. We would let you join us if we could.
Taylor: Yes, we like you guys. Most of the time. Marcus is a little rowdy at times, but as a general rule, he's okay.
Cyndi: The interviews will resume Friday, but we need some volunteers who would like to tell their stories. There is no way we can find all the Cat Scouts, social media cats, blogging cats, etc. on our own.
Percy: We apologize for the long break between interviews but Jan just kept ruining our plans and we had to keep our nursing skills honed for her. You wanted the Mousebreath interviews to return, so step up and help us locate new interviewees.
Merci: Well, so this post isn't a total loss for we canines, Marcus has a joke for you.
Marcus: A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.
Merci: You consider that a joke? Next time you better run it by me first.
Marcus: You didn't catch it when it just walked by; what makes you think you could catch it if it runs by you?