Rusty: Well, this is sure disappointing!
Micah: It sure is. I was looking forward to doing another interview today.
Rusty: Jan has a nerve canceling it. She isn't the one who writes it.
Micah: I have to admit it has been a long, hard week with Jan tottering around the house and groaning while we try to nap.
Rusty: It's a good thing she doesn't do yard work for a living. We'd starve!
Micah: And yesterday morning was way too stressful. Someone was yelling words on our HBO list and it wasn't us!
Rusty: I wonder why Jan was so upset. It isn't like she had anything to do.
Micah: And her shoes? Is it our fault she only had one pair of shoes to wear to a meeting and they happened to be her dirty, smelly dog walking shoes?
Rusty: We certainly didn't make her spray them with vinegar and set them outside on the porch to air out so they would smell better.
Micah: I wonder who made a mess out of the cover Jan uses for the chair so she took it outside to hang it over the porch railing and spray it with the hose?
Rusty: I'm not telling because Jan was sure angry when she walked up the steps and found her shoes sitting in a puddle of water.
Micah: Yes, not one of her better days, was it! But she did manage to find a pair of cheap sneakers she could fit a sock, an ace bandage and her big foot into for the meeting.
Rusty: It was nice of Mr. Doug to come by to work on the screen door before Marcus starts visiting the neighbors without permission. It now closes. It has only slapped her in the ankle once and once in the head.
Micah: Since these things were only part of her day, I think I'm beginning to understand why Jan says we're going to hibernate for a few days.
Rusty: We'll see you next week.
Micah: We hope!
July 2017 Snooze at Mousebreath.