Merci, Sam & Buddy
We found a site that has us laughing cause these dogs are actually worse than we are. Jan suddenly realized we've been telling the truth - we are well-behaved. She said she's so glad she has us instead of some of them.
Merci: I was 1 or 2 years old when I arrived, so I didn't chew up anything. I was a good girl.
Sam: I ate part of an antique chair and the corner of a bureau. I am a big boy. I was also a big puppy, so I broke a spring in the couch from bouncing on it to play with Merci. I also ate a few stuffies and innumerable cat toys.
Buddy: I ate part of an antique plant stand when I was a pup. And a pair of shoes or two. I ate many a huge bowl of cat food "up high, so I couldn't reach it." I was a puppy climbing prodigy.
Compared to some of these guys, we were angels!
Visit Dog-shaming.com if you need a laugh or two or twenty.
In case you wonder why Sam posted Monday and we're all posting today, it's because the Funny Farmer Felines get to post on Friday and we haven't been able to post daily. We don't want you to forget what we woofies look like. The FFF will be interviewing Nellie and Koxmo Friday.
Mom's mom used to say to them "if you don't want the dog to chew it then put it away" because puppies chew, chew, chew. Ours must have been well behaved too because they never ate the stuff they just chewed on it.
ReplyDeleteMe was a good pup and didn't eat anyting I wasn't supposed to eat 'cept fur da food off Mom's dinner plate. It was her fault fur leaving it so low to the ground.
ReplyDeleteUnderwear.....Now that was funny. Now how about our Min Pin, Serena (RIP) who always found Mom's undies and carried them to the living room in front of all the company!!!
Dis is not shockin' to me...our vet tolded us a story of a dog him operated on cuz he was plugged up in da intestines or sumptin....he pulled out a thong, leopard print to be exact. When they tak sumptin out they has to show it to da client so they knows they did their job and hers claimed da thong was da daughter's...he was like yea, right.
ReplyDeletePuddles
We haven't really eaten anything weird except when mom first got me for the first year or so i was a poop eater, which grossed mom out and she tried everything under the sun to stop me from doing that cos she didn't know dogs did that but rescue dogs do that often but now i know i will always eat plenty of food so i don't do it anymore....at least not so mom knows about it...
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stella rose
ME is NOT a woofie, but ME eats lots of stuff that the momladyperson says I should not. - Billy
ReplyDeleteHaHaHaMeow! This is hilarious! Thanks fur brightening our day. xoxo
ReplyDeleteAwwwww me and Charlie know you are all very good woofies! Yay! Take care
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Poor doggy! Yes, you are good fur sure!
ReplyDeleteMOL! That is pretty funny (but only because the woofie was okay after the operation)!
ReplyDeleteWe are looking forward to your interview of Nellie and Kozmo. We love them!
I been hearing about this site... BUTT I think it would be better if it was about the SHAMEFUL stuffs our Peeps do!!
ReplyDeleteWe just realzed we are pure angels teehee
ReplyDeletePibble sugars
None of us kitties has eaten anything wrong, but Ping and Gracie like to chew on Mom's silk spider plant. They have lots of toofy marks all over it.
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✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.
BOL, We would have loved to see that vet ask her mum that question. Dog Dad would have probably hurt himself from laughing.
ReplyDeleteEssex & Sherman
After seeing all those puppies.... I can say I am super well behavied!
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Wes can't even describes some of the things that the woofies that has lived with Mommy and Daddy has ated!
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Nellie
BOL, oh dear!!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
That’s why we have a kitty! lol
ReplyDeleteOMC!
ReplyDeleteThank Cod it's not CAT-shaming!
Would you believe that Gloman actually said YES when the Vet asked if he'd like to have the ribbon that was surgically removed from ME? Seriously. He said he wanted it because it had to be the most expensive ribbon in the world.
; ) Katie