Buddy: Look at Micah. He really loves, loves, loves his scratcher lounge.
Percy: He looks like a sleeping angel in these pictures. No one would recognize him for the sneaky devil he is in real life.
Buddy: Micah would probably say the same thing about you, Percy. After all, it's not a one-sided feud. You antagonize each other.
Percy: This opportunity is too good to pass up. I think I'll just sneak up and whap him a good one in the head. That should keep him sleeping with one eye open for a week.
Buddy: I'll go make sure the first aid kit is handy for both of you.
Percy: Good idea. He'll need some patching up.
Buddy: Here, Percy, I found the first aid kit. Percy?
Percy: Zzzzzzzz.
Buddy: Drat! I was looking forward to refereeing a cat fight. Should I give a Tarzan yell to wake them both up or should I let them sleep? Decisions, decisions. I think I need a nap to think it over.
