Clean + Green

Buddy: We have finished testing Clean + Green and we're ready to write our review. We had to lock Jan out of the house in order to write it. She thinks SHE tested it, but as we have said before, this is our blog, her opinion doesn't matter.

Percy: We tried two SeaYu products -- Carpet & Upholstery and Litter Box. Obviously, we cats will report on the litter box sample.



Crystal: As you know, or should know, we kitties do not like to use a dirty litter box. We would all prefer to have our own but Jan refuses to move to a house large enough to support 13 litter boxes.

Cameron: Why do we need 13. I thought there are only 6 of us.

Cotton: There are. As Crystal gets older, he wants the convenience of having multiple boxes around the house so he doesn't have far to go. I mean, so he doesn't have far to walk.

Rusty: Crystal's sense of smell has diminished but the rest of us don't want to smell the litter box. So Jan sprayed the litter and the surrounding area occasionally .

Cyndi: Yeah, something about a certain kitty likes to stand up instead of squat down when he pees.

Percy, speaking rapidly: Don't have any idea who that could be. Let's move along. We have decided we like the Clean + Green Litter Box spray for eliminating odors in the litter box and surrounding area.

Sam: Now we get to do the Carpet & Upholstery overview. We haven't had any accidents on the carpet but there are enough of us that vomiting is a normal pastime, especially among the feline persuasion.

Merci: The Clean + Green did a good job of eliminating odor, cleaning and removing stains in the carpet. Wonder if it would have worked on Jan's checkbook? But we don't do clean-up, just throw-up.

JFF: We all agree that Clean + Green is a product we'd like to have around the house. Jan thinks its best feature is that all the ingredients are non-toxic and harmless to pets. We would agree with her but Jan isn't allowed to give an opinion in our review. However, we do feel better knowing Jan isn't poisoning us when she uses it around our home.

You can find information on all the Clean + Green products at Clean + Green by SeaYu. They even have a De-Skunk Coat Cleaner for the dog who can't tell a tuxedo cat from a skunk.

No human was harmed in the writing of this review. But if you'll excuse us, we better go let Jan back in the house. It's our dinnertime.

JFF -- Crystal, Cotton, Merci, Cyndi, Percy, Cameron, Buddy, Rusty & Sam

Funny Farm Key Words

We decided it is time to check on some key words folks are using to find our blog. We can understand some of them, but others ....???? We can only imagine some of these visitors were lost. And they were undoubtedly wondering how they ended up here as much as we are.

hackles and twick - What in the world are hackles and twick?

101 funny cats -- Sorry, we're about 95 funny cats short.

pet toxic blog -- We are NOT a pet toxic blog. We are pet eco friendly.

painting with all the paintballs -- What, does this mean some painters are a paintball or two short? .

rollin monty loyd georgia -- Was someone actually planning to roll Mona/Monty Loyd to Georgia?

rollin monta loyd -- See above.

fosters funny farm -- No fosters on this funny farm. We're all permanent residents..

columbus dogs shot arrow -- We'd sure like to meet these Columbus dogs. We hear shooting an arrow is hard work.

funny email addresses -- We met one guy who thought jansfunnyfarm to be a hilarious email address.Think maybe he's been a resident at a real funny farm?

cheapest store to buy world's best cat litter -- Where, where? Funny Farmer kitties want to know.

knock knock jokes farm -- There's a farm for knock knock jokes? Wonder what you feed them?

funny farm animal shower curtains -- Hang on and we'll design a funny farm animal shower curtain for you.

farm animal cruelty videos -- We only post videos that are AGAINST farm animal cruelty, in case any of you wonder about this one.

21st Century Pet Nutrition Pet Chews Plus BEST PRICE -- Sorry, we aren't even aware of the worst price. But if they're edible, Buddy and Sam will find them.

In case you've forgotten what we look like, here's a photo of our Cameron to jog your memory..


Hope you all have a good day. We plan to nap most of it.

Canary Fighting

We forgot to post this in July, so even though the article is "old," the subject isn't.

We've heard of dogfighting, cockfighting, hog dog rodeos, canned hunting and other cruel "fun" some humans enjoy inflicting on animals. But birdfighting -- to be specific, canary and finch fighting with folks betting on which bird survives until the next round? That's a new one to us. And just as despicable.

It's too bad we furries can't decide the punishment for the perpetrators.

“I feel so bad, especially with two young boys and to have that going on in that house,” Sega said. “The house is so beautiful, the people seem so nice and a quiet neighborhood, couldn’t believe what I heard.

"Authorities raided a home in Harwinton earlier in the month, confiscating dozens of roosters. Investigators in Shelton said canary and finch fighting may be a new trend about which they are just learning.

"When canaries are bred, they’ll fight to the death and they don’t make the noise that typical roosters make and they don’t smell,” said Sgt. Robert Kozlowski. “They fall under the radar because we wouldn’t think it suspicious if people have a lot of canaries.”

Excerpt from "19 Arrested in Canary-Fighting Investigation." You can read the full article here.

Angelo the Rescued Lamb

Angelo the lamb and a silbling were born this September in the back of a transport truck on the way to the slaughterhouse. The sibling was trampled to death when the sheep were unloaded. A passerby rescued Angelo and he ended up at Farm Sanctuary, an animal refuge.

We thought our friend Evelyn, who sent us Angelo's story, and our readers would like to see him today -- a happy, healthy and very active lamb. So we're going to share a video.



If the video doesn't play, click here.

Angelo's story can be read at the Farm Sanctuary website.

We hope you had a happy Halloween.