When we stopped by da Tabbies o Trout Towne, we found they made a slew of Rezzo Lou Shunz. And then we realized the object of this is to only make ones you can't and won't keep. Kind of reverse motivation. We can do that!
JFF: So our first rezzo lou shun is to never pick on Jan again because she's perfect.
And we individually resolve to...
Micah: ... stand up to psycho Percy and punch him in the snooter!
Rusty: ... share my doghouse / clubhouse with the dogs.
Cyndi: ...I can't think of anything. Guess I'll have to resolve to make lots of rezzo lou shunz.
Cameron: ... be the perfect kitty living on a funny farm. Oh, wait, I am perfect. I know. I'll learn to count past my toes.
Buddy: ...stop leading Merci and Sam in a howling spree whenever the phone rings so Jan can hear and callers don't think they've dialed the wrong number and reached Riot Central.
Merci: ...stop wagging my tail and putting out the heater pilot lights. Oh, I haven't done that this year. How about if I start listening to Jan when she calls me to go out and when she calls me to come in, I'll stop staring into the distance as if she doesn't exist?
Sam: ... stop staring pitifully at Jan as if I haven't been fed in a week whenever she sits down to eat. I guess I should give up eating cat toys too. * What, Jan?* Oh, okay, I promise not to eat any more bedding until I can afford to purchase a replacement from my own funds.
Well, now that's done we can set about not keeping them. We had no idea we were missing so much fun every year. So what rezzo lou shunz did you make to break?
Oh, and Percy, Rusty & Micah posted their New Year resolves at the Tabby Cat Club Friday. Want to know what they're up to? Go read what they plan to do in 2013.
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