Thursday, January 07, 2010

Our Internet Ultimatum

Buddy: We called a meeting with Jan.

Percy: Yes, and we gave her an ultimatum.

Merci: We told her she has to give us more time on the computer so we can keep up with our friends.

Crystal: Or we will find another human.

Sam: Yeah, one who will let us have our own computer.

Cyndi: And let us have all the internet time we want.

Cameron: And give us an allowance too. So we can save up for our own computer.

Cotton: Jan said she needed a few minutes to think about it.

Rusty: Then she came back and said if we watch this video, we'll know her answer.

(Now don't cheat. Watch the short video, then read the rest of the post.)



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Buddy: I don't get it. What is Jan trying to tell us?

Percy: I'm not sure. Do you suppose we'll be sharing a computer with a lighthouse from now on?

Cotton: Guys, Jan is using an analogy. We gave Jan an ultimatum. We're the USS Montana and Jan is the lighthouse.

Sam: She doesn't look like one. The lighthouse is skinny.

Cameron: I still don't get it. What does that mean?

Cyndi: It means our ultimatum has sunk!

22 comments:

Sammy and Andy said...

Yup, there are times we have to put our paws down and show our humans who is boss!!!!!!!!!

JC said...

I liked that ...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Humans... They just don't get it.

Gandalf, Grayson and (G)Whitey said...

Moms are hard to move.

Cliff and Olivia said...

One of the best posts in a long time - says the human, who's still laughing. We didn't get it either.

Noll's Nip said...

Jan is just far too clever!

Alasandra said...

We thinks Jan won this round. We also thinks maybe you should let Jan know how much you love her. ~AFSS

Black Cat said...

One up to you Jan, heh heh! :)xxx

The OP Pack said...

Outwitted by the humans again. We find our Momster can be pretty stubborn too.

Tail wags, Phantom and Thunder

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Wow, never underestimate the power of your Jan. She means business. Not one to mess with. You poor little sweet dears.

Tuck said...

My humans is being bad too...let me know if this works!

Penny said...

Hey guys,
I know your kina bummed out about this light house business(which I must be too young to understand) but as far as your internet time - you guy should really be grateful for the time you do get. I can hardly ever find the computer on and the chair empty. Pellie is out shovling snow right now so I am out visiting but usually I'm not so lucky.

Purrs,
Genghis

Eric and Flynn said...

Think we can safely say that Jan won that round.

Harry Spotter said...

That's right..we have a right to blog and keep in touch with our friends.

jan said...

That was great. We can think of all sorts of ways to use it. Thanks

meowmeowmans said...

MOL. That was hilarious!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I still think woo need to change her pawsword -

AND negotiate from there!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

HubbleSpacePaws said...

I am still laughing!! Great post!

The "big ship v. lighthouse" joke has long been one of my favorites, but I've never seen it dramatized. Very good!!

Lorenza said...

Cyndi... I guess you are right!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Kitty Krew said...

Good try, kids. Too bad it didn't work this time.... *sigh*

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Pat said...

Funny Farm , Don't you think this abuse has gone far enough. Stick to your guns. It's time you got control of your lives. You could pack your bags and hitch a ride to Az. Ms Pat

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Which one's the irresistible force and which one's the immovable object again?