Saturday, January 30, 2010

New Woofie Names

Look at those innocent faces. Do they look like hulking, skulking toe attack dogs to you? We're innocent, innocent ... uh, innocent until proven guilty by photographic evidence. And then we'd have to contend the evidence was undoubtedly photoshopped. Even if Jan is a dud in the photoshop department.


We'd like to introduce ourselves. According to Jan, we are now Watch Where You're Going, Stop Yanking & Don't Step On My Toe. We're not sure which of us is which and obviously neither is Jan. She keeps getting confused. Maybe she should buy us name tags.

Actually, we're not sure we like these new names. We were kind of attached to Sam, Merci & Buddy. At least we knew who we were. And so did Jan. Usually.

It's tough living with a forgetful human.

And to illustrate how forgetful humans can become, we'd like to share this story with you about a group of aging male friends --

A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there had low cut blouses and were very young..

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was better than most places and the wine selection was extensive.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

Thank you all for your kind messages regarding the loss of Crystal. We appreciate every one of them. We forgot to include the CB in our last post. Gracie sent the graphic she made for Crystal to the Cat Blogosphere where it was posted. Some of you came by from there. The CB also posted it on the Purrs & Prayers January purrs list.

There are a number of sick furries at this time and we wish each one of them a swift recovery.

Cotton, Merci, Cyndi, Percy, Cameron, Buddy, Rusty & Sam

36 comments:

Kea said...

ROTFLMAO! Loved the story/joke.

The woofies are too sweet and adorable to be guilty of any toe-attacking, I am sure. :-)

Brian said...

Just look at those faces...innocent fur sure I'd say!

Kea said...

ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off

jan said...

I was going to leave a comment, but I forgot what it was...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Furry funny!

The story and the made up names fur the khutest khanines on the blog!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Funny story!

Lizzy said...

Hahaha!! GREAT story!! Very funny... (but also somewhat sadly true!)

Love the woofie names... also can be true...all pets have double-names. LOL

Alasandra said...

We kinda liked your old names too. Merci you look so small compared to Buddy & Sam. And we know all 3 of you are innocent of stepping on anyones toes. Obviously Jan is stepping on her own toes and blaming it on you.

Loved the joke. Beans are so silly why would anyone care what the waitress' wore the food is the main thing when you are eating out. Beans should just walk around in there birthday suits like us cats and dogs do. ~AFSS

Lorenza said...

I hope you all are having a nice weekend!
I guess I prefer too your old names!
Funny... and true story!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Emma Rose said...

We got a HUGE belly laugh out of your story :)

Kisses,
Emma Rose

Hansel said...

why do you have to change names? i think they are great as they are. :) We wanted to tell you to keep your eye open for the mail next week. :)

Angel and Kirby said...

Is the toe getting any better? Poor woofie's, don't know who they are. Loves the story about old men.

Noll's Nip said...

Your post made me smile :)

Hugs and purrs to you!

Angel and Kirby said...

Stop by our blog, Angel gave Cameron an award.

Hansel said...

Our official thank you note:

Thank you so much for all the purrs and prayers for our little hansel. It means the world to us- and we truly believe that with everyone in the cb - it's how we got through all of this. We don't know what we'd do without everyone! Hansel is doing very well - walking around, but we did have to put his cone on- as he thinks he should eat his sutures. He is eating, taking meds, drinking, using the litter box, everything is fantastic!

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

-mom bean,
and the whole gang!

The OP Pack said...

How could you woofies ever have earned those names - too sweet, too innocent, no way Jose!!! We hope the toe is better by now.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Harry Spotter said...

Love those innocent faces.

Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee Jan sounds like mama...me thinks u cutie pups..

b safe,
~rocky~

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Oh you poor little sweet, now Jan don't get mad at me, dear little furries. You look so sad with your little mouthies tightened up and those names well it could have been worse.
And the joke! Too funny, I won't even tell you which age group my mom and dad can relate to.
Sending love to your place from my place.
Oh, guess what? The monster is back at my place and won't even let the mom upload photos. The monster is winning. Don't know what to do.

Agatha and Archie said...

PL2 said she just got that joke yesterday from someone else!! And she laughed just as hard today becasue she forgot it!! Love A+A

Cat with a Garden said...

Hahahaha! We love the new names!
And the story was very funny too.
Purrs!

Four Dinners said...

Maximus Spittimus has requested that I advise you that all creatures are innocent - except dogs and Two Legs.

He has spoken.

Four Dinners
Aide de Camp
http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com

Confucius Cat said...

You are all so sweet looking. Innocent!

Martha and Bailey said...

No, you don't look like toe attacking doggies to us.
We agree it is hard to live with these humans. They blame us for so many things.
We think you should just stick to your own names.
Our mum laughed at your funny story but feels she is heading there herself!
We were sorry to read about Crystal.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh gosh we never saw the punch line coming on that one!!!
No photoshopping there! You three look like the sweetest little woofies on the face of the earth? Jan's going senile, no doubt about it!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Hi woofies!

Pee Ess: That story is hilarious!

River said...

Good story about humans! We are often called Get Out of the Trash! I don't like that other name either.

love & wags,
River

Cheyenne -Millie said...

That was a great joke! I think my mom is headed in that direction!

Yes! Your faces are so very innocent! I will miss your old names!

The Bumpass Hounds said...

All of youse guys should be named Toestepperoner. Do the math, if y'all stay away from Ms. jan's sore toe she'll get better faster and y'all will have less grumpy days to deal with.
- TBH&K

Grrreta said...

Look at those sweet, innocent faces! We don't believe a word of the allegations against you. Very cute joke!

Sierra Rose said...

Hi ya pals!!
Great post! Funny joke, funny names (I would be pretty confused by those names too!).
And, on a softer note, we are so sorry to hear about Crystal.

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Life With Dogs said...

That was a damn funny joke, thanks for a late night laugh!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha..wait, what were we talking about again?

meowmeowmans said...

LOL. Great joke! We hope you are all doing well...

Cliff and Olivia said...

We LOVE the new woofie names. Very appropriate.

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.